Boxers, shorts, pants-Does the colour matter?

We are not going to talk here today about boxing or any kind of violent sport. More likely we are going to talk about men’s boxers, men’s shorts. As we all know everything has its purpose.

I was wondering lately about what men wear under their trousers or jeans. I know I have written about boxers before but today it is going to be different.

Today I was sitting in my office crying as my sadist friend made me so happy today. My tears were spotted by my friend Adam. Well, Adam is a man who likes men. He is so sweet and emotional and when he thinks he needs to save me then he does it. He is the kind of guy you spent most of his money on clothes and concert tickets. He is sweet and truly honest.  So he came to my desk asking me all what happened. After I showed him the article which made me so happy to tears he decided to take me out for lunch. I was quite happy about it as I love to listen to his stories about his boyfriend.

Lunch was great and we had a few minutes for shopping. We went to a men’s store as Adam looked for a good present for Christmas. Yes, Adam is already mad about Christmas. I’ve heard all day today that Christmas is coming. I did not mind as I was happy to be having fun. I would just love you to see the eyes of the shopping assistant when Adam starts to explain that Christmas is coming.

Adam finally decided on underwear for his boyfriend. He wanted something nice and comfortable but they did not have the right colour. I did not understand why it mattered until I got my answer. Adam said to me “Of course honey the colour matters. It says everything about its owner. Who knows where he is showing his butt, so it is really important to choose the correct colour.”

When we got back to the office all I had in my head was- the colour matters? So I started to think of it more. Does the colour of your boxers tell more about your personality? I never thought of it so I did research. Well, I wanted to strip off all my males sitting in office but I knew only Adam would do that so I rather used the internet. 

Boxers and their colour

White boxers-  well behaved and clean boys. Their mothers taught them well! They need to be look after as they are not independent enough. They need someone to tell them what to do. Those men are loving and loyal.

Black boxers- Well, women use black to get a better, slimmer shape of her hips. Men like black as it covers dirt well. Well, honestly I do not wish to make fun of guys wearing black boxers. There are also other facts why men like black boxers. Black is a nice dark colour for men who know how to attract women. Black boxers are quite sexy.

Red boxers- Everyone knows that the colour red has passion and it‘s suitable for passionate men. Those men are not playing around and moving forward fast. They do not need much introduction to passionate sex but on the other hand they like to tempt ladies. So ladies do not get on your back on a first date!

Green boxers- As a woman I always thought that pink is a romantic colour. Not for men ladies! Men who wear green boxers are the romantic type of  man. They will be tender to you, soft and kind. Those men love spending spare time walking through the forest or doing other outdoor activities with you.

Blue boxers- very popular among smart people. Why do I say smart? I mean the people who like to talk about things we normally do not understand. Men who love to explain things in the most difficult way. Well, fair enough sometimes under a blue boxer you can find a nice surprise ladies! There is also one comment I found. Those smart boys are not as alive in bed as we expect so you might get upset J

Grey boxers- are commonly chosen by men with low confidence. Those men are nice and kind and like the traditional way of living. They are caring and focused on family. They will not experiment in bed as they like the proven way of loving.

Funny pattern boxers- If your man wears boxers with green UFO patterns or cows, there is nothing wrong with it. Men with pattern boxers are self confident with a great sense of humour. This man would not mind being the centre of your attention. If he wears funny pattern boxers often you should ask him to be less childish as when it’s too much it’s just too much.

As you can see the imagination is really wide. If the colours are right, we need to check our boyfriends to see what we‘ve got at home. To be honest with you, I like when men wear boxers or shorts especially when there are so many designer’s marks to choose from.

Some of them are: Calvin Klein, Tommy Hilfiger, Ralph Lauren, John Galliano, American Eagle, DKNY, Emporio Armani, Cavalli and Diesel.

My friend Adam knows them all and thinks men are very sexy in them. So I hope you found this article funny enough to enjoy reading it with a cup of coffe and your girlfriend beside you. So I would end this article by words of my friend Adam “Christmas is coming”

and therefore you can check my older article about Men’s underwear called: Get into his trousers this Christmas